bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
