it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
