i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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