But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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