Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
do herpes really smell.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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