K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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