If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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