margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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