are you so shy because you have an std?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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