just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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