she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
