I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
