I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
how drunk are you?
Several
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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