Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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