Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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