Got a toothbrush?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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