Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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