i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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