All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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