u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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