I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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