i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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