try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
