I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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