shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
did i walk over a car last night?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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