I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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