please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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