peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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