This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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