No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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