Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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