No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
