Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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