Im at strip club and am horny
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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