I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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