how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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