Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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