the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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