CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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