i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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