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She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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