i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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