turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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