I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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