I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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