There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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