If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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