Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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