im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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