none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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