Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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