i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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