3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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