I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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