I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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