So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
